I worked out the other day, it’s been almost five years since I last took a flight. Yes, five long years.

It was to Barcelona. And back. Of course.

What an eco hero I am. I mean, environmentalism, carbon reduction, I don’t virtue signal it, I live it. Extinction rebellion wankers? Yeah, middle class poseurs who all take eight flights a year and then preach and annoy the rest of us about - I dunno - Al Gore’s polar bear’s arse or something.

I’m a natural small c conservative. Here is our credo:

Reduce

Recycle

Reuse

High minded theories - like the left in general - do tend to rely on ‘do as I say and not as I do’. Same rules apply here. Same rules apply.